April 2007 Quotes
Episode 5193
Ringo: [Peers out from behind the Lassiter park bushes he is hiding behind whilst wearing only a pair of boxers] Oi!
Lolly: [Turns around to look for the source of the voice]
Ringo: Up here idiot!
Lolly: [Laughs] Oh my god, do you have any idea how hilarious you look?
Ringo: Look I need your help.
Lolly: Can I get you a trench coat.
Episode 5193
Lolly: [As Susan walks past her in the corridor of Einsrborough High] Hey...Miss Kinski, can you tell me when Miss Stieger's coming back that emergency PE teacher smells.
Episode 5194
Pepper: [After lusting after Tom Scully and being told that Susan had a fling with him once] Oh My God. Has everyone just had affairs with everyone on this street?!
Episode 5195
Susan: [As Janelle greets a stripper she has invited to Janae's annulment party] Janelle just once could we have a girls night out without some stripper waggling his...[as the stripper flexes his muscles] Ooh!
Episode 5195
Paul: [He, Elle and Oliver chink glasses in the kitchen of number 30 after Oliver and Elle tell Paul that they will marry] And here's to a long happy, prosperous and productive partnership.
Oliver: Jeez Paul, you're making it sound like a merger.
Episode 5197
Rosetta: [As she and Frazer are relaxing in the number 30 pool] Oh, the outdoor ramps haven't been put in yet.
Frazer: Oh that's all right. I've done the weapons check ... [flexes his biceps] ... and erm, I'm packing some serious guns.
Rosetta: [Laughing] Oh please.
Episode 5198
Tom: [After a chorus of ironic cheers and wolf whistles which are heard from the students as Tom offers to take her bag onto the bus which is to take them on the school camping trip] It's called being a gentlemen, look it up in your history books.
Episode 5198
Zeke: [As Ringo proposes they cheat in the orienteering task by following Rachel and Lolly to the finish rather than navigate by themselves] Everyone will know we didn't do the course, we won't have all the marker flags.
Ringo: At the end of the course we get to go for a swim in the river Zeke and that means chicks in swimsuits and I can live without marker flags if it means seeing your sister in a bikini again.
Zeke: [In disgust] Dude?!
Episode 5198
Pepper: [As she is held captive by Mary who seems focused on the 17 year old Pepper that left Kevin several years ago] I'm sorry, I'll be good. I promise.
Mary: About time! I take you into my house, treat you like my daughter and all you do is complain.
Pepper: I'm tied to a chair!!
Mary: All you do is complain.
